One-liner album reviews for extreme metal.

Nobody has time to read lengthy reviews anymore. 
We just give it to you straight.

If it's bad, we'll tell you.
If it's good, we'll tell you.
And we won't waste your time around the word-wankin' to do it. 

It's too damn cold in the North for that shit.

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